Jewish Nazi

A Jewish Nazi, is a person who contradicts themselves.
Cheynane: Hey I think I like yellow.
Shaquita:You Jewish Nazi, three minutes ago you said that " Yellow is so ugly".
by Brandon G May 21, 2006
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Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Jewish Corndog

when a girl sucks your dick in the car, while parents are in the car
She gave me a jewish corndog on the way home from the beach and my mom didn't even notice!
by sogooone October 31, 2010
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Jewish person

I’m a Jewish person and I really like to eat bagels.
by Bagels are good for u November 12, 2020
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half-Jewish

A non-Jewish person with a Jewish father and a Gentile mother.

This is in contrast to someone with a Jewish mother and a Gentile father who, despite being genetically "half-Jewish," is Jewish according to Jewish law. Traditional Jewish law recognizes a unique relationship between a Jewish father and his half-Jewish child but does not consider the child to be a Jew.
The song took artistic license, as Goldie Hawn is Jewish (despite practicing Budism), while Paul Newman actually was half-Jewish.
by Mahus October 20, 2012
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Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
by M Smoov July 15, 2009
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Jewish Lightning

A form of insurance fraud, in which someone destroys or damages (most often by arson) their own property for the purpose of collecting insurance money. Called "Jewish" lightning because the Jews are stereotypically known as a cheap, cheating race.
"So apparently Goldsteinbergowitz's house caught on fire last week. With the insurance money he'll collect, he'll probably be able to buy an even bigger house!"
"Jewish lightning if I ever saw it."
by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013
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