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jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky
Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.
by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018
mugGet the jerky pussymug.

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
by DreamHack January 30, 2009
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.
I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.
by Jus10x October 18, 2009
mugGet the Road Jerkymug.

Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

ball jerky

When one beats his dick with lotion and it dries on/around the balls. It can reek and is just all around bad.
(John): Yo I got ball jerky this shits cool!
(Anybody normal): fuck off you disgusting twat.
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 25, 2023
mugGet the ball jerkymug.

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
mugGet the Beef jerkymug.

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
mugGet the Beef-Jerkiemug.

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