When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
by Ranchgirls November 22, 2020
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It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.
Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin
by Nasty Basterd July 27, 2011
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1. Getting screwed over.

2. Beatin' the meat.
1. Jimmy: I think I'm going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.

Matt: Man, your really jerkin' my johnson right now.

2. Guy: I think I'm gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some porn.
by hockeyinsane44 October 16, 2009
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like saying "you gatta be kidding me"
Dude 1: Dude i just found 5o dollars
Dude 2: Ur jerkin me off
by betterthanuby2 February 1, 2011
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an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies
I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins
by erc April 3, 2004
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when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 27, 2022
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