lurkin jerkin

the lockport new york version of a peeping tom that masterbates at your window.

Yo! i think i see John Miller be lurkin jerkin at my window last night!

by Jay Raff420 November 20, 2009

Durgin' Jerkin'

The act of two or more male vikings that are jerking each other off over their dead enemy's bodies, and yell "HINGERDINGERDARGEN" while in the act.

Hey Olaf, want to go Durgin' Jerkin' after the battle?

by KillerProdsUK October 13, 2017

Werkin’ and Jerkin’

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.

1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021

dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.

Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.

by feces2 January 27, 2008

herkin and jerkin

In a nervous state, one who moves his/her neck about, as if independent from the body, in a circular eratic motion.

Do you see the way he was herkin and jerkin when the boss came in?

by Col. Clark March 7, 2008

Offshore Jerkin

When you sit about a 100 yards off the beach in the water and jerkoff while watching all the beach babes onshore.

Jeff had his pants down in the ocean and was offshore jerkin while a pretty lady was on the beach getting her tan on.

by Dude43212 June 16, 2018

Shabby Jerkin

Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina

"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin."
"That man goes through so many shirts that way."

by aigle December 9, 2022