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jerky pussy

A woman whose pussy is so beat up and worn out . Her pussy lips look like beef jerky
Holy shit look at that cunt. She has a jerky pussy. What a fucken nasty slut.
by STINKFINGER1 December 31, 2018
mugGet the jerky pussymug.

Beef Jerky

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
by DreamHack January 30, 2009
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

Road Jerky

1. The act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.The act of giving a handjob to the passenger by the driver is known as Senseless Road Jerky.
I have a boner. Give me some Road Jerky.
by Jus10x October 18, 2009
mugGet the Road Jerkymug.

face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!
by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
mugGet the face jerkymug.

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
mugGet the Beef jerkymug.

jerky sauce

1) Cum
2) The fluid that is emitted as a result of a hand job.
Cole totally got his jerky sauce all over me last night after we went back to his place.
by swimer freak December 10, 2015
mugGet the jerky saucemug.

jerky shits

The shits you take after eating a whole bag of jerky
Yo bro I just ate a whole bag of jerky and I already know I'm gunna a bad case of the jerky shits tomarrow
by Yeah_mom November 24, 2016
mugGet the jerky shitsmug.

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