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Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008
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Jerking

A dance that originated in California

They wear tight ball hugger jeans, but have recently found a solution by making them stretchy. It does still make them look like women because of the fact that they want to look anorexic

All jerkers are automatically byterz and swagga jack moves from other street dances such as bboying, or cwalking.

Their only "original" moves are the reject, spongebob, dipping and their "jerk". Basically going squatting down as if you were on top for the cowgirl position and moving your hips fluidly as if you were having sex to slow music.

Although now they tend to not use their own moves, but are heavily into using kneedrops which they have retardedly labeled as a pindrop.

Jerking now has tried to become fresh by rejecting what they had tried to reject in the first place. They use various moves in c-walk and then going into kneedrop combos while using breakdance moves such as flares,headstand, helicopter (attempts), handstands, inverts, no-hopping airflares and other various moves.

(All moves are performed as attempts and are very shitty. To have a very good example, look at how Justin Bieber breakdances, except a lot slower with more kneedrops!)

Most likely in the future they will rename all of these and perform them half-assedly to make them their own moves.

Their favorite phrase is probably: "I can do that" because of their confidence to be able to be a good partner for guys in prison.
A jerker goes to a circle where people are dancing.

1 of 2 things will happen.

Scenario 1:

Jerker: Hey dude, I can do that!

(Does some retarded shit in the circle)

Non-Jerker: GTFO byter, you fucking suck.
(Gets burned and owned)
Everyone else: BOO, JERKING IS GAY!! Breakdancing is so much cooler.

Scenario 2:

Jerker: Hey let's all have a jerk-off
Jerker 2: Oh yeah, let get in on this jerking.
by Vanillaz April 25, 2010
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Jerking off

Ok, let's get one thing straight, I'm in sixth grade, this two kid in my friends classes, as they say, are always jerking off and moaning in the middle of class and the teachers don't care 😑
My friend : braedan was jerking off in class again
Me: and moaning?
My friend: yep, and the teachers didn't care

My other friend: Carson was measuring his ... I'm Spanish today
(If I'm gonna be honest, I've liked Carson since forth grade)
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Jeggings

Synthetic tubes which teenage girls squish their legs into in order to create the illusion of a ridiculously tight pair of skinny jeans. Should never be worn. Ever. Hurts my eyes.
Sally: Hey, do you like my new jeggings?
Kate: No. Please burn them.
by Frankly Mr Shankly April 4, 2011
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unintentional jerking

When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.
Bobert: man i was watchin porn fully clothed last night then all the sudden im naked and jerked it

Capernicus: unintentional jerking, it happens
by capernicus carlos July 25, 2009
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Jerking

To send someone a delicious bag of jerked beef.
Jane is a very swell gal, she was jerking me the other day, and it was delicious
by Cutlerylover April 17, 2011
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Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting
Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!
by LordBone January 9, 2012
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