ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

stacking jeeps cheap

Fucking another man in the back of a jeep

"Man I was stacking jeeps cheap Last night"

by Supermlgguy420 September 20, 2021

Alexander Jeppesen

Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

Alexander Jeppesen is a god and a Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

by Zyzz the og brah April 22, 2022

dirty jeppe

A smooth talker with a knack for stirring up trouble in the most outrageous ways. Known for their scandalous hookups, risky bets, and the ability to turn any innocent situation into a borderline disaster. A Dirty Jeppe lives life with zero shame and maximum chaos—often leaving everyone else wondering, "What the hell just happened?"

Person 1: "Why is there whipped cream in the laundry room?"
Person 2: "Looks like a Dirty Jeppe struck again last night!"

(Caution: befriending a Dirty Jeppe might lead to unforgettable nights and regret-filled mornings.)

by Ultra_Dibber January 27, 2025

Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!

Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025

steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade

Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets

by Expligatory November 25, 2010