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Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.
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Jeffrey Dahmered

Basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. He is then raped, Dismembered and finally consumed.
"Hey, don't accept any free drinks from that guy over there! You could get Jeffrey Dahmered. "

I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.

I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.
by NotAPessimist February 5, 2015
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Jeffrey Trinh

A sexy beast who has teeth as sharp as paper. Likes to fart
by Jeffrey trinhster 2000 October 7, 2011
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the ingredients in a jeffrey

The ingredients in a "Jeffrey" (from the 2010 movie; "Get Him to the Greek")

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A "Jeffrey" contains the fallowing ingredients according to "Aldous Snow" a fictional character, and leading role in the 2010 movie "Get Him to the Greek"

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(Listed in order of the actual line spoken by the character)

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*Weed mostly. (Marijuana)

*Got a bit of Opium in it. (lachryma papaveris; dried latex obtained from the opium poppy)

*Some Heroin. (diacetylmorphine (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN))

*Crunched up E's. (Ecstasy - MDMA)

*Clorox. (cleaning product; primarily bleach)

*Methadone. (Symoron, Dolophine, Amidone, Methadose, Physeptone, Heptadon, Phy)

*Subutex. (Buprenorphine - suboxone)

*Morphine. (MS Contin, MSIR, Avinza, Kadian, Oramorph, Roxanol, Kapanol)

*Peyote. (Lophophora williamsii)

*Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust I think if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional. (PCP - “Phencyclidine“)
Like a drug Neapolitan.

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Please note that the above topic, definition, and quote, are all from a fictional character in the 2010 comedy; "Get Him to the Greek". And are not to be taken seriously or attempted in real life.
(the ingredients in a Jeffrey)

Aldous: "Aaron, here, take this, it's a "Jeffrey", it'll calm you down".

Aaron: "What's in this? My heart's starting to beat really fast".
by Tenos January 16, 2011
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Jeffrey Maier

Jeffrey Maier cost the Baltimore Orioles a chance at the World Series, just like Steve Bartman cost the Chicago Cubs
by Jimmy S January 10, 2004
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pulling a jeffrey

Look Jeffrey shit in the pool again. Pulling a Jeffrey.
by cbergsyo July 11, 2014
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Jeffrey Rowland

Webcomic artist and cowboy poet. Creator of Overcompensating and Wigu. Two awesome and popular webcomics. He also runs TopatoCo, a company he uses to sell his merchandise (his main source of income.
by Dante Adventure May 5, 2006
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