Phy

Typically means Physical Layer of the OSI Reference Model. In rare cases this alias is used on the internet for your typical camwhore.

I need this PHY to work properly or my connection to the network will be FUCKED!
Dat Phy is teh h0t c4mwh0r3 bitch.

by tehJennifer October 30, 2005

high-phy

1. Being high and hyphy at the same time.

We were so high-phy up in the bay last year.

by CourtseyPortsey January 10, 2008

cathopathic physician

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Phys Whiz

Adam Bernhard

Russell: Did you see Adam Bernhard's grade on that last test in Physics?
Sean: Yeah another 100%! He is such a Phys Whiz!

by The Phys Whiz January 7, 2013

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

Phyzz

Investment grade metal, mostly gold and silver, that can be physically possessed, for use as an investment or currency that reduces counter-party risk and maintains value in inflationary, unstable economies. It is commonly held in coin and bar form in various weights at greater than 99% purity, although many forms of metal including older currency with varying percentages of silver content and even base metals in large quantity are considered phyzz. Phyzz specifically implies a differentiation from other precious metals investments or ownership arrangements in that it is physically delivered and possessed by the owner, as opposed to precious metals derived but nakedly-shorted, over-leveraged, and manipulated paper investments. The word "phyzz" was created by SGS at silvergoldsilver.com.

"Sorry Mr. IRS Special Agent, all my phyzz was lost in that tragic canoe accident."

"Stack the phyzz to kill the giant evil vampire squid-like ponzi run by The Ben Bernanke, The Morgue and the CRIMEX among others."

"I asked my coworker what he was doing for the superbowl and he said, 'buying phyzz'. I have no idea what that means."

"All your phyzz are belong to us, bitchez"

by piratelife April 20, 2012