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Subutex Blues 

The feeling after taking subutex or suboxone recreationally. Followed by a day or two of drinking water, puking, and feeling hot despite freezing temperatures with little to no euphoria.
Stan: Kenny, why weren't you at school today?

Kenny (muffled): I got the subutex blues Stan I took my mom's whole strip I've been puking all day pretending to have the flu.

Kyle: Well did she catch on?

Kenny (muffled): ofc not guys she's blaming my dad they've been screaming at eachother about getting well and breaking plates all morning.
Related Words
When there's a lot of sexual tension between two characters but the writer ignores it
A random person: *fangirls over Destiel*
Me: *screams* Subtext
Subtext by Fandomtrashcann December 2, 2018

Captain Subtext 

Super Villain who tells people what the subtext, that is what you really mean, when you say one thing and mean another. Captain Subtext lived in the attic of Jeff Murdock's childhood home in the British comedy "Coupling." He reportedly had "secret meetings" with Jeff's mother, and performed surgical operations on his privates while he slept.
Captain Subtext by Eelz-Zirg July 10, 2010
1. When a sexual relation between two characters is implied in a movie, book, comic, etc. Usually two male characters. Often a figment of a fangirl's imagination.

2. Anagram for buttsex
Star Wars: RotS had quite a bit of Obi-Wan/Anikin subtext, didn't it?

Subtexting 

Utilizing SMS or TXT messaging to convey information to a close proximity acquaintance that you may not want everyone else around you to know.
Becca desperately needed to tell Elena that the guy she was hitting on was into dressing up like a baby during sex. Though the situation was dire, she saved the day and kept her friend from the freaky-freaky through the clever use of subtexting.
Subtexting by MrMees October 16, 2008
Buttsex rearranged.
No really, try it. Subtext is buttsex.
subtext by Glibly May 11, 2009