He got one of the smallest meats in this planet. He is ugly as fuck and tall. He sucks at basketball and can't shoot threes. He gets also NO BITCHES AT ALL.
Jayden can't shoot three-pointers.
by REESELOVER January 3, 2019
Get the Jaydenmug. That’s not hitler that’s jayden
by Yogurt sandwich October 24, 2018
Get the Jaydenmug. by Paodkjwd March 11, 2018
Get the Jaydenmug. The intellectual sayings that come out of ones mouth when being on another level of the brain spectrum.
If you really think about it, if you touch a cold pan it's cold, but if you touch a hot pan it's painful. Jaydenism.
by Swagibay November 25, 2021
Get the Jaydenismmug. A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
Get the Jaydenmug. 
Jayden is one of those guys that is such a big player at school. He isn't on the football team, he is a soccer player and he's super cute but is also really hot. He has dated tons of girls and flirts with you a lot. He is the kind of guy that you really want to date but you're just not his type.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh. Jayden is so hot."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
by thatonechurchgirl January 22, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug.