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Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.
I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!
by winn98 September 4, 2009
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Jackassery

1. The effect of foolish or thoughtless actions, such as performed by a jackass.

2. The foolish or thoughless actions of a jackass.

3. The practice of being a jackass.
"He finds himself suffering from his own jackassery."
by Kat Richardson August 11, 2005
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jackassian

The perfected art of resembling a jackass.
While quite witty, often times his humor is more jackassian than not.

He had a very jackassian dispostion.
by steele magnolia October 14, 2008
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Jackasses

90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.
"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."
by Margaret July 23, 2004
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jackass-fuckface

n. a miscreant at the top of his game; a title awarded to those who toil unremittingly for personal gain at the expense of others
ex. 1) i played that gig three months ago and the jackass-fuckface still hasn't payed me.

ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.
by -=Pez=- September 14, 2003
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ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.
Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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jackass

a mtv and mtv2 tellie show about a crew made up of:
johnny knoxville, bam margera, ryan dunn, steve-o, chris pontius, and a couple other dudes.
swooning teen chick 1: "omg, ryan is so fucken hot!"
swooning teen chick 2: "no! bam is!"
swooning teen chick 3: "uhh your both wrong; steve-o is!"
swooning teen chick 4: "johnny is the hottest of the jackass crew!"
*swooning teen chicks begin to argue about who's the hottest*
teen chick 5: *quietly* "hell, i'd do 'em all."
by love-bruises March 9, 2007
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