Skip to main content

Joselin

A beautiful, smart girl that is envied by alot of slutty people. She always has people who she can depend on. She loves to hang around her family and friends. Joselin always has a positive attitude toward anything...except towards the backstabbers. If there is something Joselin hates, its..people talking behind her back..and 2 faced bitches!!!!! She is not a afraid for a challenge and is very brave!
Wow, Joselin sure is someone I'd like to date!
by Jb~soccerlover February 11, 2010
mugGet the Joselin mug.

Josephine

Someone who is short in stature but makes up for it in passion and heart. Who loves her friends and having fun, but also staying in with a book. A big romantic, she will spend her life looking for that one special guy. Once she finds him, she will never let him go.
Josephine loves the arts, and loves to be surrounded by children and animals.

A Josephine is someone who will change your life for the better and will always be there for you.
-"I have the most amazing, caring friend in the world!"
-"Wow, she must be a Josephine!"
by TimTom21009 June 7, 2012
mugGet the Josephine mug.

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
mugGet the Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity mug.

Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
by Hunky Man March 11, 2021
mugGet the Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen mug.

Jose Mourinho

by Someone 00 June 1, 2022
mugGet the Jose Mourinho mug.

jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
Jose is my best friend
by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015
mugGet the jose mug.

No way Jose

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014
mugGet the No way Jose mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email