The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
Get the Night Jerkermug. When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021
Get the Tear Jerkermug. by Hurley74 February 26, 2021
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Get the Jerker.2.omug. by ieatvicksvaporub November 6, 2023
Get the Pervy Jerkermug. by mikeandyou69 May 31, 2021
Get the Jerkersmug. A person who publicly displays an inside joke to alienate all but a few people in a group. The act is usually done in a desperate attempt to elevate the ego of the jerker.
“Sally is totally a circle jerker. Every time I hang out with her and her friends, she takes every opportunity to bring up inside jokes.”
by Conk01 January 2, 2021
Get the Circle Jerkermug.