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Japanese Fart Porn 

Something a man with blonde hair and a gay ass apostrophe in his name will jerk off to every Thursday afternoon at 1:25 pm. He will last exactly 3 minutes and 21 seconds. When he cums he will let out a moan that rivals Polish kids screams from the gas chamber during WW2. His post nut will come out 8 minutes and 6 seconds after he cleans up. Thank you
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Japanese Irregulars

Those volunteers that have been blogging daily since the March 11, 2011 Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster in Japan; posting up to date information from sources World Wide, because MSM will not!
I learned from the Japanese Irregulars today, that 3 reactors in Fukushima, Japan have melted down and are now causing a Several Trillion Dollar Eco-Disaster (STDED)!
Japanese Irregulars by CaptD December 28, 2011

japanese hater 

Generally young Chinese or Koreans living in America with no personal/direct recollection of the brutalities imposed by past Japanese on their ancestors. Despite current haters having little tangible tie to this past, many insist on perpetuating Japanese vs. Korean/Chinese abhorrence by attempting to degrade the Japanese culture though spiteful stereotype and other forms of cultural and racial demean. By doing this, certain Chinese or Koreans begin to view themselves and their cultures at a higher level than the Japanese. This, in itself, is a form of racial and cultural supremacy- a blatant hypocrisy for any Chinese or Korean who holds antipathy towards the “bigoted Japanese”.
man, that young japanese hater living in america who has been fed malicious views of japanese by an older generation needs to move on to the present. for reals yo.
japanese hater by alcasaros September 22, 2005

Japanese motorcycle boots 

-Flip Flops
-Japanese motorcycle boots (aka flip flops) are a type of open-toed sandal. In many Asian countries they are the footwear of choice even when riding a motorcycle. Here in the US, they are generally enjoyed by those who are dressing for comfort and are typically worn with swimwear to the beach or pool. Occasionally, white trash have been spotted sporting them while wearing socks but the proper etiquette calls for a bare foot.
"I'm going to kick off my Japanese motorcycle boots and go for a swim"

Japanese Porn 

Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
Japanese Porn by gimmedatsammich February 24, 2011

japanese schoolgirl 

A Japanese teenaged girl who poses in a school uinforms (most likely a sailor uinforms) for magazines like Beppin school. Sometimes, they appear in porn films where they get fucked by men twice their age.

Bunko Kanazawa is a example.
That kanabun chick looks hot in that school uniform!!!
japanese schoolgirl by sattt September 9, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles 

A made-up term used by Charlie Sheen in the Two and a Half Men episode entitled "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" aired on 11/22/2010. There is much speculation that it might be a crude sexual term like many of the invented sex acts seen here on Urban Dictionary. Many fans have created their own obscene definitions on sites such as Yahoo Answers.

Some have theorized that Japanese Rain Goggles may be in reference to Mejikara anti-wrinkle goggles, which are made of silicone rubber. Charlie may have meant Courtney's fake boobs, also made of silicone, were in his eyes.
Charlie: "Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Allan: "I've never even heard of that."
Charlie: "Neither had I until last night and now I don't know how I ever lived without 'em!"

Girl: "What are Japanese Rain Goggles?"
Boy: "I'll show you later baby."