Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

Chinese Jackhammer

A sexual maneuver in which the woman/sub hovers over the man facing one another, and the man thrusts violently into her from below.

"I gave her a Chinese Jackhammer after she got tired of riding cowgirl."

by ZFreud December 10, 2009

japanese jackhammer

a sex position in which the participant who is riding cowgirl gets tired and so the bottom participant thrusts up against or inside of them. This position often creates awkwardness...

- "Damn I'm sorry I japanese jackhammered you last night."
- "It's okay, I was getting a little tired."

by fuckmesidewaysintheass March 2, 2017

Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

canadian jackhammer

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.

We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.

by Db9870 November 12, 2015

Sicilian-Jackhammer

When a man is having oral performed on him while hes standing up, at the climax... he pulls out his cash and prizes and cocks back like hes ready to do a 360 and smacks his partner in the side of the face with his rock hard penis. (being during the climax the female may have the misfortune of having a steamy load shot through her hair and face)

He gave me whiplash from that sicilian-jackhammer last night, i still cant get all of the come out of my hair either...

by Julio Juan Carlos Ricardo Alejandro cruz November 25, 2007

the Jackhammer

Created after the orginal thought of the drill, the jackhammer takes speed and power in order to work. Start by creating a fist. Then, get into a stance that will allow maximum power and speed. Arch your back forward and thrust your fist through your other hand, in some what of a punching motion. Try to build up speed. That is the secret of the Jackhammer. Kids, don't try this with grandma in the room.

"Your Drill's got nothing on my Jackhammer"

"Why don't we just stick the Jackhammer in with all the other tool techniques."

"I hope you're proud. Damn you drill and Jackhammer!"

by Daikirai July 13, 2006