a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a
christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while
dancing in the rain nude, while reading the
urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!