Ivettique 

The creation of a fireball large enough to engulf one’s head utilizing an outdoor gas grill.

Billy waited too long before he ignited the burners to his gas grill which resulted into an Ivettique.

Ivettique by Trentz October 1, 2005

Ivett

A very holy caring person tht loves being around people and also loves to help out others. She is peaceful and hates being around negative people. She never thinks twice when it comes to talk to people she cares about and she loves loving people.

People like Diane are so unholy they need to have an Ivett as a friend.

Ivett by Hdjdowhd bbv July 25, 2018

Ivetafy 

The act of make things all about any special someone. Because this someone is so important, all things should be and made to be about them, and them alone.

Myself, Todd, Chris, Jim, and Charlie were discussing gambling and I decided to Ivetafy the conversation by invoking the name. It had nothing to do with gaming, and they were angry at first, but they understood...

Ivetafy by Alabamaniac August 11, 2021

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

I've got your back

You are going to watch out and be a second set of eyes for someone. You will look out for their best interests and let them know if they have missed something. You will stick up for them.

Dbyrn: Hey, Frappe, I saw some kids messing around near your car, looked like they might be think about breaking in.
Frappe: Dude, seriously?
Dbryn: Yeah, I took some pix of them with my cell phone and they saw me and split really quick.
Frappe: Thanks Dude!
Dbryn: Don't worry, you know I've got your back.

I've got your back by dhax August 7, 2011

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up 

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007

i've been had 

i have been the victim of a scam and have suffered some ill result.

she told me this ring was real gold, but it's turning my finger green! i've been had!

i've been had by hiddenpaw February 19, 2009