religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.

"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.

by udusers1 August 22, 2011

Idioteque

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children

I laugh until my head comes off
I swallow until I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it

I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Lemme hear both sides
Lemme hear both

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

Mobiles squirkin' mobiles chirpin'
Take the money, run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time(repeated several times)

Radiohead song that kicks so much ass just like most of their other songs.

by Pyramid_Swim October 24, 2004

The Idiot's Line

The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.

The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.

Damn! I'm in a hell of a hurry, and I got into the idiot's line at the supermarket.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

idiot check

It's the once-over when leaving a hotel/friends house/somewhere where you won't be back for a while. Typically performed by one assigned person. For all those times when you think, "Man! i'm such an idiot! I forgot my ..."

"You take the bags to the car, and i'll do the idiot check."

by sunshine-- December 24, 2008

The Villages Idiot

A nickname for Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, the shockingly ignorant wacka-wacka gun-nut who has mysteriously surfaced during the last election, much like a turd, in the House of Representatives.

The Villages Idiot has already been invited to this exclusive gated community in Florida to whine insipidly about the unspeakably unfair abuse of the Capitol Insurrectionists’ Constitutional rights and her support of killing Democratic members of the House and Senate while her racist throng is especially excited by the idea of Nancy Pelosi’s head on a stake!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

PATRI-IDIOTIC

Following BUSH or any other dictator "blindly";a genocidal military "yes-man"(or woman);an idiotic patriot.

GOLLY,Captain BUSH,I can hardly wait until we can start killing people ,in the name of FREEDOM.Sergeant Shrub,you have the PATRI-IDIOTIC mind and philosophy that our President just loves,now follow me men,so we can demonstrate "fascist-freedom".

by George Prescott Plant December 5, 2003

you are an idiot

the most annoying, yet suprisingly amusing, popup, EVER!

you are an idiot! ha-hahah-haha-ha-aw

by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004