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israel theory

The feeling you get of disgust after blowing a massive load to your favorite pornstar and don’t like her anymore
“Wait why is it that when I cum I’m like I don’t like her anymore... we’ve been through the Israel theory already
by Postisraeltheory December 18, 2019
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Little Israel

noun. In any city, an area which has a relatively dense population of persons of Jewish descent, but not necessarily to the utter exclusion of other races, creeds and denominations.

In former times, these enclaves of Jewishness were called 'Ghettos', although the term ghetto is now more commonly associated with areas populated by lower-class African American communities.

A good example of a Little Israel would be the Sarcelles district in Paris, France or Kew Garden Hills, Queens, New York.

Synonyms: Little Tel Aviv, Little Jerusalem, Hymietown
Guy 1: Where did you get these bagels? They are both tender and delicious
Guy 2: In Little Israel, man -- so not only are they moist and flavourful, but damned if they aren't Kosher
Guy 1: Damned indeed!
by Scott219 June 21, 2006
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Israela

A named derived from the country of Israel. Often, women with this name carry many of the characteristics of Israel. This may include stubborn, aggressive, spontaneous, holds a grudge for a thosand years or so, but will aways be loyal and look out for people who look out for her.
"Israela just kicked my ass cuz i made fun of her friend..."

"Woah Israela and Irania are totally about to get in a fight..."
by DaRealMan February 21, 2009
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Israfiel

A wizarding noob who is terrible at being a wizarding noob.
Ew, Crash, don't be a Israfiel.
by miikey8 July 12, 2017
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Israeli Scrub

The act of one man inserting both his penis and balls in another man’s asshole, using only Orogold©️ Dead Sea Salt Scrub as lube. Also known in Tel Aviv as “Maor’s Balls.”
I met the love my life at Tel Aviv Pride in 2016 after the Offer Nissim concert and he gave me the hottest, most rejuvenating Israeli Scrub behind the DJ booth. And the rest is history.
by WildDeed December 6, 2019
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Israeli Waterslide

He/she pee's on a chick's chest and the receiving person drinks the urine that slides down the body and drips off the vagina.
Lad 1: "So how was the party last night?"

Lad 2: "Well, I engaged in an Israeli Waterslide."

Lad 1: "Fuck yeah, FIST BUMP."
by Jordack October 26, 2012
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israr

look it is israr he is so great.
by kingbrass April 25, 2017
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