Instant Sahara

When you're on all fours getting pounded from behind and your partner, without warning, attempts to stick a finger or two in your ass....and your pussy immediately becomes and INSTANT SAHARA and all actions comes to a screeching stop.

Guy: Me and my lady were rocking in the car and I didn't think she would mind a little action in her ass. But the minute I stuck my thumb in her hole, her snatch dried up like an INSTANT SAHARA.

FRIEND: Damn man. I hope you found a sock laying around.

by Westsidegal December 5, 2018

Instant karmafication

The immediate gratification that comes with someone getting what they deserve in a timely manner.

Bethany stole the last popsicle and then ran straight into the slider door. Boom! Instant karmafication.

by SquirrelFishie September 17, 2019

instant message

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website

That ho sent me an instant message

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

instant facebooking (IF)

When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.

I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.

by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009

instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.

Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.

by cakenbake May 6, 2014

instant tradition

Something that as soon as it is done becomes decided upon to repeat the next year and years to come. Does not necessarily have to had been done previous years to be defined an instant tradition.

The boys, after going Christmas Caroling on Halloween, decided to make it an instant tradition, and do it every year afterwards.

by Radkomir September 26, 2013

instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "

by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010