Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

itchy coo

A word used to describe the large berries found growing on rose hip bushes. They get their name from the seeds found inside. When the berry has been split open, very small, hairy seeds fall out which when in contact with skin irritates it.

"Those rotten bastards put an itchy coo down my back."
"The itchy coo bush was coming along splendidly."

by My name is Arthur August 23, 2007

itchy chin

when some one says something that you don't belive, or that you know that it isn't true.

1st guy : i hit that brat around the corner
2nd guy : i've got an itchy chin

by trfc4eva August 1, 2006

8 inch curl

To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob.

Q: "What did you do today?"
A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and then laundry"

by Scandall May 25, 2008

Incher

Someone with a tiny dick, around about 1 inch long.

Grant Downie

by Brendan April 6, 2003

My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020

itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.

After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.

by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007