Ikea

Swedish for fuck you

Ikea lets watch these mfs try to put this together.

by Biggin745 September 16, 2019

Ikea

Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.

"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
"..."

by imasimplol.com June 6, 2023

ikea dumb

An addjective describing something being as dumb as a robot only capable of building IKEA products.

#1: Dude your plan is ikea dumb
#2: Man shut up

by Shrekepic August 30, 2023

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Ikeaing

Still shopping in Ikea.

Sorry love! I am still ikeaing.

by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022

IKEA Mafia

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"

"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm

by GeodeShark July 30, 2024

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009