When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
Get the Incest mug.The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
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lyrics-
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as the venom through iron wings
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lyrics-
I, insectica
fly thru dimensia
you give me more than meets the eye
you give me more than i can't deny
a thousand eyes thru your soul
a thousand eyes over me
your power eclipses me
as i take my place beneath thee
i want to be in your colony
i want to serve your queen
for the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry
deathray deathray you're gay deathray
straight to my heart
she tears apart
you have the right to remain in pieces
you have the right to own my heart
now i am a part of your colony
now i live to serve your queen
as the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry
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Me-...wut?
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Other person- BANANA FUDGE.
Me-...wut?
Other person-Keh heh heh..
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3. A group of friends or a Bug Club who get together as an event to take photos of insects.
4. Entomologists or Citizen Scientists who look for interesting insects to photograph
5. Professional photographers who go to great lengths to photograph exotic, interesting, endangeredor new species of insects beautifully so they may get their photo into National Geographic or other publications.
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