do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

by vem är du May 25, 2022

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019

i need 2 snipes

i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe

micheal i need 2 snipes

by n3xg July 27, 2010

I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

by liversounds July 14, 2014

I need rock hard dick

I want rock hard dick inside of my pussy if u r a gay boy u want it inside the asshole

I love rock hard cock and being gay

and a

You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u

by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021

Help I need a very strong woman

I’m going to die without her help

Help I need a very strong woman

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021