I’m not home

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

I’m Cold

Said by a girl when she wants your hoodie

Girl: I’m cold (I want to wear your hoodie because I like you dumbass)

by Gainthefinggrain December 31, 2018

i’m fine

i’m really not fine. i’m broken and hurting but don’t want to tell any1 because don’t want them to have to worry or deal with your problems. or i’m seriously mad at you.

“hey baby are you ok?”

“yeah i’m fine”

even sometimes say...

“i love you baby”
“yeah cool ok” -girl who’s lying

by just_spitting_the_truth January 29, 2020

i’m fine

when someone says "i’m fine", 99% of the time they are really not. you should really call them, text them, or just have a chat with them. they need to talk. doing so will absolutely make their day.

Luke : Yo is everything okay?
Sophie : Oh yeah uh i’m fine...
Luke : No i know you’re not i’m going to call you.

by lolzies13 September 7, 2020

I’m sane

Another way of saying “I’m hip” to agree to something or show interest in doing something.

“This joint got me stoned to the bone”

“Facts bro I’m sane”

by The stoned crackhead April 11, 2021

I’m sorry

The two single most difficult words to speak in the Modern English language. Whether it is among friends, family, or a romantic individual 85% of people can not say “I’m sorry” when wrong-doing their special one.

Samuel Bestwick: I’m sorry
Straight male: sorry I don’t forgive you Gay Sammy

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021

I’m Foncused

When you’re just Fucking confused... Foncused!

ALottaDitsy: “I’m Foncused!”

by MS.M-R May 20, 2020