I’m Cold

Said by a girl when she wants your hoodie

Girl: I’m cold (I want to wear your hoodie because I like you dumbass)

by Gainthefinggrain December 31, 2018

i’m fine

i’m really not fine. i’m broken and hurting but don’t want to tell any1 because don’t want them to have to worry or deal with your problems. or i’m seriously mad at you.

“hey baby are you ok?”

“yeah i’m fine”

even sometimes say...

“i love you baby”
“yeah cool ok” -girl who’s lying

by just_spitting_the_truth January 29, 2020

I’m sane

Another way of saying “I’m hip” to agree to something or show interest in doing something.

“This joint got me stoned to the bone”

“Facts bro I’m sane”

by The stoned crackhead April 11, 2021

I’m Squawked

To be suddenly and uncontrollably happy/excited. Such as when you are told good news and you get such a surge of happy emotions that you feel like making a sudden, loud, squawking noise.

“I met Tom Holland I’m squawked!”
“I’m squawked I got all A’s!”

by Ohmywowimsquawked February 19, 2019

I’m sorry

The two single most difficult words to speak in the Modern English language. Whether it is among friends, family, or a romantic individual 85% of people can not say “I’m sorry” when wrong-doing their special one.

Samuel Bestwick: I’m sorry
Straight male: sorry I don’t forgive you Gay Sammy

by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021

I’m Foncused

When you’re just Fucking confused... Foncused!

ALottaDitsy: “I’m Foncused!”

by MS.M-R May 20, 2020

I’m Fine

What your gf says to you when she is straight up pissed at you and is testing to see if you’ll notice. This is a sentence NEVER to be trusted. These two words, if taken seriously, are most definitely the last words you hear from your (now ex) gf.

You: Hey are you okay? I noticed you were a little tense when I was talking to Jennifer today.

gf: Yeah I’m fine.

you: okay that’s great!
(gf has blocked you)

by NoSleepTilBrooke July 14, 2021