Humptyness

1. Noun- same as Humptiness

Peace and Humptyness forever

by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

humphreyfromdetroit

Humphreyfromdetroit is a instagram influencer with a decent amount of followers. He gets tons of girls and hella woman want him.

He posts white women every Wednesday, humphrey is the best meme page out there !

Omg did you see humphreyfromdetroit is here at our school today!! I’m gonna try to get his autograph and picture!!!

by I love humphrey November 24, 2021

Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

Humpty Dumpty

A word used to adress hot or racy pictures, normally used in plural form: Humpty Dumpties

Kenny: Yo I just got a pic from Jessica!
Jake: Bro what kind of pic?
Kenny:A Humpty Dumpty!
Jake: Damn bro send it to me!

by zero615 April 7, 2011

Humpfy

When someone, usually passionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it's true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quiet and non-responsive.

Person 1: Dude, whales are fish!
Person 2: Whales are mammals. I just googled it.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Dude you're humpfy now.

Person 1: ...

by Lil Osvatian December 30, 2016

humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....

I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.

by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017

Humpty Doo

Humpty doo is a great stage of mind. It means life is good.

Everything is humpty doo!

by Girllifeeeee July 31, 2019