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Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.
Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....
by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011
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Bum Holing

Bum Holing is the art of sucking up to ones boss.
(Worker 1) What was Myles doing talking to Mark?

(Worker 2) Oh he was just Bum Holing him
by Carp 666 February 4, 2010
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Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.
Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"
by This is for the Kitchen May 10, 2009
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Hollingsworth

A man or woman with the last name Hollingsworth. Usually have above-average intelligence but more on the weaker side. Also typically short. This name originates from Ireland and England, with some Jewish ties.
Man 1: Dude, that guy looks like a pushover.
Man 2: Nah, he's a Hollingsworth. He'd blackmail your ass until you can't walk around town without being assaulted.
by kekmemesofkekistani September 7, 2017
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pigeon holing

when you stretch your balls between your legs, and place them in your asshole and sit on them.
gay men practice the art of pigeon holing
by Jordan Steele July 1, 2005
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Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009
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9 holing

The act of getting penises shoved in every hole in your body. Eyes, ears, nostrils, mouth, vagina, and ass.
Dude I heard she's gotten nine holed before. 9 holing is sexy.
by mmmmmcandy August 1, 2011
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