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vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 4, 2016
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Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.
This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.
by Just-Jason May 2, 2014
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Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.
Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!
by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017
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Alabama hotpocket

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina
Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?
by Alabamaboi November 9, 2019
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hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out
That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.
by sabrina pemberton August 3, 2021
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Alabama Hotpocket

When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.
by Wombatwoman October 19, 2019
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Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.
"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did
by Zombiman August 11, 2025
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