hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

Belgian Hotpocket

When a man shits into a womans vagina and then fucks it and enjoys the warm sensation

He sure knows how to make a good belgian hotpocket

by raul tha "plumber" April 29, 2011

Greek Hotpocket

When you spread hummus along a woman's vaginal crease and then thrust your penis inside. The warmth of the vagina gives it the name hotpocket while the Greek comes from the delicious hummus spread.

Dude my girl is so chill. She let me do a Greek Hotpocket and then I got to lick the leftovers!

by scaredcaucasianchildren September 8, 2015

brooklyn hotpocket

Dress up as Captain America and shit in a girl's vagina, then proceed to fuck her with a statue of liberty figurine

Hey Michael I gave Ryan a Brooklyn hotpocket last night said Joel

by Joelsucks February 21, 2017

alabama hotpocket

When you shit in a woman's vagina

Her: give me an Alabama hotpocket
Him:ok

by Tugdgj March 3, 2017

hotpocket

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

by coltonigger May 26, 2007

hot pockets

A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.

"Eh yo dude, you know when I was jumping over the fence? I just suffered some harsh hot pockets."

by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008