Green Hornet

1. The Green Hornet = Britt Reid = Wealthy newspaper owner = Grand Nephew of John Reid = The Lone Ranger.

Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).

2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.

1. The Green Hornet TV show was started as a spin-off of BATMAN. Batman & Robin thought the Green Hornet & Kato were badguys, so they attacked them. The Green Hornet and Batman were about equal. Kato (Bruce Lee) kicked Robin's ass, and then ran over and finished off Batman.

2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.

by John "Hannibal" Smith May 26, 2006

Honerism

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.

The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.

by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008

hornet

The successor to the spitball, not as gross but infinitely more painful. A hornet is a folded piece of paper, bullet-like in appearance, which is shot from an elastic band stretched between the thumb and index finger, at bare skin and unsuspecting heads. Very useful for sending notes with the added bonus of annoying the hell out of the receiver. Usually favored and obsessed over by militaristic kids who love practicing their head-shots/nut-shots on quiet kids or SPEDs. They can also be recycled for use as spitballs.

"What the hell was that?"

"Giant fly. Now could you pass me that hornet on the ground beside you there?"

by noobtacular April 14, 2008

F-18 Hornet

noun

The F-18 Hornet is widelt used by the United States Military. Mainly in the Navy, and Marines.

The F-18 is a multi-role attack fighter jet. Twin engine. Very manuverable, and has one of the utmost feared wepoanry systems.

What a fighter jet, that F-18 Hornet is friggin powerful!

by imbored1123 June 20, 2007

The hornet

When a male gets an erection and attaches a needle to the end of his penis either by tape or some type of paste and uses it as a 'stinger' to ward off unwanted sexual advances. The plural is called a hornets nest which is when a group of men get together in the name of sport and literally have cock fights. The first hornet stinger to draw blood is the winner.

While i was bent over picking up my towel after a shower wes came rushing up behind me naked. I quickly turned and gave him the hornet.

by bendo383 November 5, 2009

horne

a very attractive , cool person.

i met a horne today. he was so cute. =

by caitmw September 27, 2006

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010