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Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.
The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up
by Nebulas May 30, 2021
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Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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Hoon

Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad

Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks
"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"
by vespachez April 21, 2023
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hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.
I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?
by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022
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Hoon Ding

Black man: what's up
Superior white man: shit, if i knew you were of the Hoon Ding I would have made fried chicken and grape kool-aid
by Count Orlok August 6, 2023
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Hoon

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”
by Fin the chin September 13, 2020
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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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