Homework

A special kind of torture designed by teachers whenever they were born, which looking at some of them was probably a couple hundred milleniums ago. Not content with permanently damaging our precious few brain cells in ordinary classes, so called 'teachers' choose to kill our minds off even more by giving us ridiculous assignments that they know we are going to fail anyway; they simply do it for the enjoyment of cussing us when we get it completely wrong and give out detentions they'll forget.

"But, Miss! We already got five pieces o' homework tonight!"

"Shut up, you fool! Detention!

by RubyMaye February 10, 2009

homework

Huge waste of time
Method of failing school
Teaches u inglish and shit
Something obviously neither of us are doing right now.

look in your bag

by CusTuM October 16, 2003

homework

What I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Biology Homework Citations

by freakfrog14 January 14, 2009

homework

Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.

(9:00 pm)

Teacher: Oh my God! I forgot to give homework! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

homework whore

People who talk to you over AIM soley for the purpose of homework help(answers)

Homework Whore: Hey
Me: Sup
Homework Whore: Nm, you?
Me: nm
Homework Whore: Did you do spanish yet?

by Want To Kill Homework Whores October 9, 2006

homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!

Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.

by Akit April 4, 2004

Homework

Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.

Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.."

Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."

by Lookatmeandkissme(: October 6, 2009