holy guacamole

OH MY GAWD!!!
To be extremly shocked; in shock.
Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 04, 2009
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Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 07, 2007
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holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)
by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 09, 2009
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holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.
Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.
by Young Swavo August 12, 2021
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Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
by Swiggidy December 06, 2007
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Holy Based

When something is so unfathomably Based, it becomes gospel.

It is a common occurrence for netizens who read something based to such a degree to automatically respond with "HOLY BASED". Notably, the concept of 'Holy Based' and the response, "HOLY BASED" are different, but do still remain causally related.
Commentor 1: *makes a racist comment*
Commentor 2: "Wow, Looks like we have an edgelord here... etc. etc. *typical uncontrollable redditor moral gibberish response*

Commentor 1: *makes another racist comment*
Commentor 3: "HOLY BASED"
by WeakestKYSEnjoyer June 26, 2023
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