After you spend 6 hours at school, your dumb teacher says, "You have 20 pages of math tonight, 16 pages of science, 50 pages of reading, and 30 pages of social studies. Due tomorrow!"
mom: honey you look tired. did you sleep well?
daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework!
daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework!
by heujtfaiew4o June 11, 2011
Get the homeworkmug. Do your homework before you watch TV.
by Gryff March 8, 2004
Get the homeworkmug. STUPID STUFF.
Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have.
Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART.
Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.
Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have.
Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART.
Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.
Lucy always does her homework.. ONE DAY she forgot..
Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework?
Lucy : I forgot it...
Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you
*Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.*
AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK.
FUCK HOMEWORK.
Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework?
Lucy : I forgot it...
Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you
*Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.*
AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK.
FUCK HOMEWORK.
by Lovemekissme(: October 6, 2009
Get the Homeworkmug. a stupid ass activity that claims that it will help you pass all of your classes if you do it, but it really takes away your nights and weekends. but its all good because my teachers harly ever assign it to me.
by pimp daddy dollars January 14, 2005
Get the homeworkmug. I was homeworking while I was talking to Saathana on MSN.
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
When Lili's parents ask her what she is doing in her room, she yells, 'I'm homeworking!'
by C4M3LL14 June 1, 2006
Get the homeworkingmug. A form of cruel and unusual punishment created by teachers to keep us away from watching good quality TV shows like Spongebob Squarepants and playing our awsome gameing systems
by Spongebob January 16, 2003
Get the homeworkmug. Although homework is generally thought to be negative by the large part of the student population, it actually does have benefits. The main thing that makes teachers go wrong with it is by over doing it. The reason for homework is to refresh and sustain the things that you learned in class. Reasonable for math: worksheet with 15-25 problems depending on level of difficulty. What teachers actually assign: 50 math problems that take an average of 4 minutes to calculate. If we had reasonable assignments, which we sometimes do, homework would not have the extreme negative connotations that it does.
In a perfect world:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by avadakedavra January 13, 2011
Get the homeworkmug.