Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.

I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?

by HMB December 28, 2008

Hitler's real death

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

("Hitler's real death")

by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019

Brown Hitler

When rimming a guy and he leaves a brown shit spot under your nose.

I looked in the mirror after eating John's ass and noticed he had given me a Brown Hitler.

by CrandTo September 13, 2009

Wet Hitler

When one licks the space between the nose and lips when making out

"Did you make out with her?"
"Yeah! I even gave her a wet Hitler!"

by MeepiusMopius January 5, 2017

Springtime for Hitler effect

A seemingly paradoxical situation that occurs when all of the individual components of a movie (acting, dialogue, editing, etc.) are utterly terrible, yet the movie is nevertheless enjoyable. Most often it applies to a movie that while not meant to be a comedy, is nevertheless hilarious to watch.

Named for 'Springtime for Hitler' from the film 'The Producers'.

'Shark Attack 3' belongs on IMDB's worst 100 list, but because of the Springtime for Hitler effect, many people actually enjoy watching it.

by German Juggernaut September 1, 2009

angry hitler

Much like the dirty sanchez. While doing a girl from behind, insert one finger in asshole, take it out and reach around, place that finger under her nose. Only leave a small amount of dung under her nose. When she turns around, throw your arm in the air and Chant "HIAL HITLER".

She wasnt into doggie style so I had to give her the angry hitler

by mook May 13, 2004

reverse Hitler

a mustache that instead of being one strip in the middle, like Hitler, is shaved in the middle and left alone on the sides.

Guy 1:"Dude, that guy has a reverse Hitler, cool!"

Guy 2:"You fag, he also lives in the trailer park and sells crack"

by fez_loverr August 14, 2009