Hot Hines

When two gay German guys take turns shitting on each other's chests.

Jimmy and Floyd gave each other a hot Hines after a night of clubbing and giving away blow jobs in the bathroom.

by Hot for teacher 77 May 24, 2018

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

oil the hinges

Working out carefully when you are middle aged to lubricate the joints without injuring yourself.

Oil the hinges - Lifting far less weight than you did just five years ago or risk hurting yourself so bad you can't work out again for a week.

by Mesilla January 5, 2014

Hinder

A band from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Commonly known for establishing the genre of "Dude-Rock". Better for fans of high fives then that of music. Loved by Punk-asses around the United States.

"Yo man Hinder is awesome man, high five yeah!"

by Surisis August 8, 2006

Hinderback

A pejorative, all-encompasing portmanteau given to the collection of similar-sounding post-grunge bands like Hinder and Nickelback.

What's with those chodes and all of the Hinderback music they listen to?

by The Amish Assassin July 31, 2011

hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man

bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.

by jenou April 19, 2007

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018