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History's Hemorrhoid

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.
by phathatcat October 1, 2018
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Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
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happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.
Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”
by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023
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