Hebrew Ulpan

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted

"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."

by Rachel Berman August 22, 2005

hebebshowitgoin

"hey baby how's it going?" in its most efficient nature

he was looking down at the ground and the girl was right in font of him when he looked up. "hebebshowitgoin" he asked. She looked back and smiled...

by hybuir April 6, 2004

Hebrew

1. Ethnic reference, a descendant of Abraham. Often confused with Ethnic Semite (descendant of Shem), Ethnic Israelite (descendant of Jacob-Israel), and/or Ethnic Jew (descendant of Judah). These terms are somewhat but not always synonymous. IE, the chronolgical genealogical order is: Shem/Semite > Abraham/Hebrew > Israel/Israelite > Judah/Jew.

2. Jews trace ancestory through the mother only. Hebrews trace ancestory through either parent.

3. Spiritual Hebrews (or Israelites) are people who worship Yahweh, eat kosher, and observe the Biblical holy days of Leviticus 23. May or may not be Jews. May or may not be Christians.

1. I'm Hebrew; I'm a descendant of Abraham. Jews are descendants of Judah. All Jews are Hebrew, but not all Hebrews are Jews.

2. I know my mom isn't Jewish, but my dad is. Besides I never said I was Jewish, I'm Hebrew.

3. I don't work on Saturday; I'm Hebrew.

by Rabbi Shlomoh Geffen May 25, 2006

Mount Hebron High School

Coming from a basement full of girls who attended Mount Hebron, here is the REAL definition. Girls lacrosse players think they are awesome when in actuality these are the best years of their life and theyre going to grow up to be just like their moms, pop out a few dozen kids and eventually become chubby, depressed alcoholics. Boys lacrosse players are just retarded, dont know how to spell 'lacrosse' so they just call it lax, and are going to grow up to be 'baby daddys', live in Town and Country and work at Highs because they have to pay child support. The rest of sports teams are okay kids, because they all pretty much pale in comparison to the asshole lacrosse ones. Half of the teachers have been there for fourteen thousand years and the other half are about 21 and were taught by the first half. A good 25 percent of the students either do not, or choose not to, speak english. You always want to befriend an asian on the first day of class, because you can always count on them to do an entirety of a group project for you. The building itself is dirty, either from rat shit or from the team of four old ass people that 'clean' the school. But really they are smoking pot in the bathrooms by the cafeteria. Between classes, if you go to the bathroom, you can almost ALWAYS encounter a drug deal. The room numbers make NO sense. And 'up' and 'down' staircases, well dont even worry about that. You might run it to a bake out on the closed staircases though, especially if you go to the one by the art rooms. The drama kids are lame and they think they are actually going to entertain someday, since they performed in the infamous TS productions. Come on, a gay math teacher whose equally gay wife acts as his beard? But the plays WERE good. And the sets were built by the only rednecks that went there, who hung out in the back of their pickups blasting country after school. The band kids are talented too, but they have far too much sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but they did it IN the building. Then there are the gay guys (thats what all that fluffly, polo wearing parenting will do to a boy) who youve known about since freshman year and then finally, a year after graduation, find out about for real on facebook (interested in: Men) Young life is slowly trying to take over the school. Fliers can be found all over the floors along with the rest of the shit, and in the hands of all the second string preppy kids who are trying to find meaning in their lives because they get benched. And when they FINALLY get married and they FINALLY have sex, they are going to push out a bunch of jesus freaks just like them. And they all live in the mount hebron neighborhood. Finally, there are the kids you see at graduation rehearsal, and you think to yourself 'Who the fuck is that guy?' It was a fun four years, mostly because you always had someone to mock. They were the best for the kids that kept themselves from being a walking stereotype. And even though the suicide rate is so much higher because of the horribly difficult classes, when you leave the shit hole, youre ready for higher education. To all of the above, we only need to say, "Come on now, you know its true."

Mount Hebron High School is a petri dish for walking sterotypical tards.

by graduates July 26, 2008

HeBron James

jewish lebron james

HeBron James is the greatest Israeli to ever play the game of basketball.

by Son of Madden February 27, 2010

hebrewphile

Someone who is attracted to Jewish (Hebrew) people

John: "Hey did you hear about how Hannah is in love with that Goldberg guy?"

Alexis: "yeah, she's such a hebrewphile"

by Athenian April 21, 2008

hebby metal

ooh d00dz it is teh hebby-ist form of moozic know n to man and it consists of power chords deadly guitar solos and a drummer and a constipated demon-possessed sounding guy who can grunt like cookie-monster on the toilet and spew forth retarded lyrics from the depth of his fowl smelling bowels~

hebby metal eroticizes my butthole and makes my anal-sphincter tighten until I spooge forth in my pants and cop a totally gnarly headrush that ends in a gooey sensation right thar in my pants

by Swedish Goat-Metal May 8, 2005