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heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.
Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.
by iguanapunk June 20, 2004
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Hearing People

The community of handicapped individuals who severely require excessive support in their everyday lives. These individuals are not considered "citizens," since they are incapable of contributing to society, and generally useless. They are the subject of ridicule and pity by the educated and respectable in each culture. Basically useless, hearing people wander Earth in a form of stupor, unaware of their surroundings, environments, and situations. Kind-hearted, wise Deaf individuals make a point of avoiding hearing people, so as not to harm or confuse them with superior Deaf intelligence. Unfortunately, there are many of the Deaf who choose to attempt to help the hearing of the world, unaware or oblivious to the fact that they cannot be helped and are doomed to a life of insignificance. Worse still are those in the Deaf community who attempt to imitate hearing people, for whatever absurd reason; these mentally disturbed souls are called the "hard-of-hearing." Furthermore and in conclusion, the foundation of hearing people is a complex and inescapable web of stupidity, failure, and blasphemy.
Person A: Wow, that guy is so stupid.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.


Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")


Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.
by S. Hawking, Ghandi, & Jesus February 6, 2009
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Tim Hoarding

Someone who orders coffee and sandwich's for four at the drive through and takes a lot of time, driving everyone in the line crazy.
That jerk is wasting everyone's time by Tim Hoarding again.
by David Lawrence Bentley August 24, 2007
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x-ray hearing

When you can hear through things.
ie: walls, people, objects
Jenny was locked outside in the car, wanting to know what was being said about her inside.

What the people didn't know was that Jenny had x-ray hearing and could hear everything they were saying.
by long&lengthy November 30, 2010
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full Tonya Harding

A full Tonya Harding is when a woman commits a rather extreme act of violence against another woman out of jealousy or envy. This recalls Harding's attack against Nancy Kerrigan at the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championship.
Ashley was jealous of Bridget when Bridget hooked up with Ashley's crush, Mark. Ashley went full Tonya Harding on Bridget because of that.
by #1 Messi Fan May 13, 2014
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Hoarding

Withholding information, files, or physical objects that others desire greatly.
He's HOARDING the video of that girl.
by Jon T. Baptist May 28, 2009
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Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.
That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.
by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010
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