Hym "And further more....
Iam "Alright, alright. Calm down."
Hym "I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU!!"
Iam "....... Ok. Alright. Maybe we just maintain a certain level of healthy skepticism."
Hym *breathing heavily*
Iam "......... I'm just saying that maybe it's too soon to start panicking....."
Hym "........ We will regret this....."
Iam "I'm sure I will....."
Iam "Alright, alright. Calm down."
Hym "I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU!!"
Iam "....... Ok. Alright. Maybe we just maintain a certain level of healthy skepticism."
Hym *breathing heavily*
Iam "......... I'm just saying that maybe it's too soon to start panicking....."
Hym "........ We will regret this....."
Iam "I'm sure I will....."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2022

When you fall asleep in the recliner, and your significant other climbs on top, rides, then steals your wallet and pills
Guy 1: Dude, this chick was so horny, she gave me a healthy grandpa
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
Guy 2: Holy shit, did you find your stuff?
Guy 1: Nah, i'll ask her about it later!
by Avon-6 September 17, 2021

being so incredibly happy with someone that you have no idea how you got here. they make you feel so comfortable and you never have to try and be something else around them. ghost and zay.
by zayzazz October 29, 2023

She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.
by ElephantEight August 10, 2023

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
