Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025

slim hawkins

Thy name you call thy partner in crime. Seems to always save the day in spontaneous way!

"If it wasn't for you, Slim Hawkins, we wouldn't of made it."

by Foxxie41178 January 12, 2016

scott hawkins

Savage teacher who don't give no fucks.

Yo Scott Hawkins is a savage. He threw hands at my essay.

by _coolishbeans43 June 12, 2016

James Hawkins

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs

Don't be such a James Hawkins.

by SaD 😢 pEnGuIn 🐧 May 24, 2016

david hawkins

Superior/Attractive Alpha Male

That guy is a real David Hawkins

by DreadUK August 21, 2017

calvin hawkins

Who is he

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he

by Moulton massive April 22, 2018

storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys

storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend

by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018