Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the You have to choose a side! mug.Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 4, 2023
Get the YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! mug.I literally don't.
Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
Get the Just have to mug.Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the You have to ignore the majority of people mug.Hym "And do you know what I noticed? That. There is no 'want to have to' I didn't. It already occurred. You DON'T work hard. I got more out of binging 10 years worth of psychology lectures than you did sitting through how ever many years of bullshit college you went through and I DID MORE THAN YOU EVER EVEN COULD. That is the only reason you want to have a say in whether or not I get anything. You think you are better. You think there is someone more deserving. And there isn't. You did less and anyone you could think to name did less and by creating a functional AI that is capable of assisting with research I have done more for them that you have."
by Hym Iam January 13, 2025
Get the Want to have to mug.by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Ima Have To Do The Galleria Flyer Back Smack mug.A phrase often said by a person, usually a person in a management role, who requires specific tasks to be completed but does not have the knowledge or skill set to complete the task his or herself.
A head chef was hired despite having no cooking experience and told me to cook a new chicken platter. When I asked at what temperature should I cook the chicken, the chef replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."
I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."
I was given a task to build a gingerbread house with only a dirty q-tip and a used condom. When I asked my manager in what fucked up world this makes any sense, he replied "We Have to Make the Operating Model Work."
by GrimReaper408 April 1, 2025
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