The act of messing up so bad repeatedly that a new word is needed to describe it, often a insult to describe that one friend you have.
Anon1: Damn man! You really just keep hanking u your relationships, don't you?
Anon2: Yeah, that's the third girl this month!
Anon2: Yeah, that's the third girl this month!
by Shadow_crew March 21, 2016

a black person, which we usually don't like too much. Not to be confused with a nice upstanding black member of society. =)
by Kelsey and Mike August 25, 2007

The mascot of the band "The Wonder Years". There's some meaning to Hank in the lyrics of the song "My Life as a Pigeon" from their album titled "Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing":
"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"
Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.
"I guess this is what it's like
The life of a pigeon
I know we're hard-pressed to find some common ground
But I won't let this world wipe me out"
Pigeons are known as annoying, good-for-nothing birds by a lot of people. The main meaning behind Hank the Pigeon is that you should keep on pulling your weight in the world even if people try to knock you down.
Jenna: What's up with The Wonder Years and the whole pigeon thing?
Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.
Tay: That's Hank the Pigeon, and it's basically their mascot, but it actually has meaning behind it.
by CoffeeEyes September 20, 2012

Uncle Hank (played by Stanley Herman) is a character in the movie 'Requiem for a Dream' who likes to partake in group activities such as watching drug-addicted women perform ass-to-ass.
Can be used IRL as an innocent sounding alibi:
Can be used IRL as an innocent sounding alibi:
You: I’m just going to help take Uncle Hank to the grocery store.
Girlfriend: I didn’t know you had an uncle...
*Proceed to ass-to-ass type activities*
Uncle Hank: ASS-TO-ASS!
Girlfriend: I didn’t know you had an uncle...
*Proceed to ass-to-ass type activities*
Uncle Hank: ASS-TO-ASS!
by Big Tim/Little John September 22, 2010

Hank green is a dietician and pelican. He is the parental figure to all of gen z and recommends a diet of grass, glass, white gooey stuff, and lava lamps.
by hankgreen1 December 27, 2020

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.
Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.
by SinginWes July 10, 2023
