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The Hancock Effect

When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.
In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.

Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".
by JackSize November 12, 2010
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Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005
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roleplay hangover

Occurs when someone stays up roleplaying until the wee hours of the morning, then spends the next day in a zombie-like state from the lack of sleep. Some more serious cases report feeling like they've been run over by a truck.
"Dude, I stayed up until 4 a.m. with my RP group, now I've got a roleplay hangover. ...But SO worth it."
by Kelila August 31, 2011
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Taco Bell Hangover

The feeling of sickness you get after eating mass amounts of Taco Bell
Dude, I have the worst Taco Bell hangover. I'll be in the bathroom for a while.
by Anomynous669 March 6, 2010
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horny hangover

The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.
"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."
by 8blake August 14, 2006
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video game hangover

Video Game Hangover (VGH): Mostly occurs late at night when playing video games. If the lights of the video game flash rapidly for a long period of time, or if you than you may experience;

Mild symptoms may include: mild headache, easily irritable, inability to function properly, sensitivity to light and sound

Severe symptoms may include: Migraine, Possible stomachache, Insomnia and in worst cases: Death.

WARNING: There is no found cure for VGH!

Treatment: If you are experiencing mild symptoms of VGH, please do not resume your normal video gaming experience and proceed to a dark room where you can sleep it off. It is not worth it to get to the next level if you cannot continue your 'gaming' the next day because you have to severe of a VGH.
8:00 PM
~ Person 1: Dude lets play video games all night long!
~ Person 2: ALL RIGHT!!!

7:00 AM
~ Person 1: Dude man, I feel sick.
~ Person 2: I feel fine. Hey, you look pale. Do you have VGH?
~ Person 1: I THINK I DOooOooOooo *Dies*
~ Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!11!!!1!!111!
by Jay Taxman May 13, 2005
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toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.
Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!
by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011
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