Hammie

Arson.

HELP HAMMIE BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN!! FUCK!!

by anonymous January 11, 2025

Hammy-Sandy

When you wrap ham slices around a sandpaper roll and either shove it up someone's anus or fuck it.

"Eh there bud, I got a Hammy-Sandy from Jona last night my ass was burning all night long."

by LE FUju March 10, 2021

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021

Hammy

the guy with an absolute horse cock and will take your bitch

Lawson- man hammy took my bitch

Luke- Have u seen his dick

Von- yes its giant

by ilovetouchingkids July 15, 2022

Hammy Grammy

The leader of the Grammy Alliance

Hammy Grammy's Unite

by j.k.10 December 1, 2019

Hammy little bestfriend

A hammy of syrian descent/ heratage. Most likely ginger and white

Your Hammy little bestfriend is looking very cute today.

by CTdefinitions September 12, 2020