by Kayla Kix January 26, 2021
Get the Ham Sandwichedmug. That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak
by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018
Get the Ham sandwichmug. when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
Get the Ham and cheese sandwichmug. when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it
by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009
Get the ham sandwichmug. Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018
Get the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug. Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
Get the Texas ham sandwichmug.