halal sex

A sex that is halal 😳

Hey wanna have a halal sex?

by random guy 6ix 9ine May 21, 2021

SO NOT HALAL MODE

Person that is muslim that eats pork and beef

eating steak?!?!
SO NOT HALAL MODE

by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021

halalbeast

A fat muslim, usually from bangaladesh, who loves to play CoD. He is good at school because he is terrified of his dad. He has a very small penis as he likes to masterbate at least twice a day, normally over his playstation.

Aw that guy is such a halalbeast.

I've just sat at home on my ps3 all day, I feel like such a halalbeast.

'My dad won't let me go out' 'dude you're such a halalbeast'

by s-31- August 11, 2012

Halldin

A Halldin or Hallden is a person that takes school very seriously, is afraid of doing something wrong or immature infront of adults. A Halldin is mentally unstable and oftenly takes jokes the wrong way. When a Halldin feels threatened or humiliated he/she takes to violence.

Ugh, stop hitting me! It was just a joke, you're such a Halldin!

You silly halldin! You won't get a D in physics just because you drew on the table!

by Wackattack August 26, 2012

harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.

"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.

by The Metal King December 7, 2016

Halalidied

State of being where one has become halal, or been halalled, commonly by way of a Shotgun by an Islamic individual.

"Hey did you hear about Amy , she got halalidied by abdullah"
"Dude she halalidid her!"

by Gut piper 789 December 13, 2017

halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.

A Halal Bilal stfup!

by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018