haikubicle

haiku + cubicle = a haiku, written in the 5-7-5 syllable format, whose subject matter focuses on the details of office life.

Haikubicle

Friday conundrum:
Skip lunch and leave work early?
Leave on time but full?

Shroud of glass and steel
Shuffle papers, seem busy
No one sees me sleep

by Rachel E. Hughes March 21, 2008

haichen

To Haichen is to be extremely effective at doing something. This ranges from picking up all manners of coolness, to being an absolute monstrous beast at Counter Strike.

Oh man, that guy is haichening the weights. Is he benching a guy who is benching a guy that is benching his max? Crazy!

by Pseudonym the IIIrd April 5, 2009

hairhat

Strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hairhat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

haikal

Haikal tu sexy , even he is a boy, he is an e-boy who had a broken heart

Haikal is a broken person , he ise to play roblox with his favourite friend

by Hai-kal-lut-fi May 22, 2021

Adiq Haikal

Came from Kryptonian, an alien language meaning "single as fuck boiii someone date this amazing guy. lol u werk girl"

A: "What's your name bro?" B: "Adiq Haikal, fam." A: "Kk, jap aku carikan awek."

by AdiqDenohoes December 25, 2016

naughty haiku

similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-
first line=five syllables
second line=seven syllables
third line=five syllables
-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!

here some examples of naughty haiku-

her bosom heaving,
jiggling, as she runs away
from me, down the road.

sometimes i stare out
from my window, watching her
as she trims her bush.

gee, i didn't know
she was only fifteen, sir.
off to jail with me.

the couple wriggled
and writhed, moaning in passion;
then the tape ran out.

by earpuller July 15, 2006

Haiku

A short poem where as the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the last has 5. This form of poetry does not have to, and rarely does make sense.

Haikus are random
They rarely make any sense
El Chupacabra

by Scott Ambershin February 9, 2009