A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.
1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.
2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.
2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.
by RoseJones March 29, 2021
Get the Meth Hoof mug.A more senior, and generally larger scale version of a camels toe. Looks more like piano wire garotting an ardvarks rear. More prevalent in older ladies that "were once hot, but now are not"
Your wife needs to get a new swimsuit mate, that one shes got on may have fit her 20 years ago but now it just shows her "Mammoths hoof" its so tight!!! Its not a good look.......
by cheffykins December 20, 2010
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by Travis Honeycutt December 16, 2010
Get the wolf hoof mug.Commonly known as "Camel Toe"....when a woman wears jeans that are way too tight, and you can cleary see her "lips", and the seam is right up the middle.
by rog December 13, 2002
Get the Meat Hoof mug.When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.
'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'
by Matgra October 3, 2010
Get the Goat's hoof mug.A shape that develops around the genital area on womens trousers when they are too tight.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!
Also known as camel toe.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!
Also known as camel toe.
by ming April 23, 2003
Get the camels hoof mug.A wildabeast hoof is a scary camel toe. It's a sloppy, beastley, gianormous women's version of a camel toe.
"I was in spinning class and i realized the woman with the sweaty wildabeast hoof next to me, forgot to wipe off her seat. NASTY!!!!"
by Shannon and Laurie October 17, 2007
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