homework 

The product of a teacher's belief that what you do for them is all that matters.

Do your homework before you watch TV.

homework by Gryff March 8, 2004

Homework 

STUPID STUFF.

Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have.

Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART.

Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.

Lucy always does her homework.. ONE DAY she forgot..
Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework?
Lucy : I forgot it...
Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you

*Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.*

AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK.

FUCK HOMEWORK.

Homework by Lovemekissme(: October 6, 2009

homework 

a stupid ass activity that claims that it will help you pass all of your classes if you do it, but it really takes away your nights and weekends. but its all good because my teachers harly ever assign it to me.

homework sucks and there is no point in doing it

homework by pimp daddy dollars January 14, 2005

homework 

A form of cruel and unusual punishment created by teachers to keep us away from watching good quality TV shows like Spongebob Squarepants and playing our awsome gameing systems

Did you do your homework children?

homework by Spongebob January 16, 2003

homework 

Although homework is generally thought to be negative by the large part of the student population, it actually does have benefits. The main thing that makes teachers go wrong with it is by over doing it. The reason for homework is to refresh and sustain the things that you learned in class. Reasonable for math: worksheet with 15-25 problems depending on level of difficulty. What teachers actually assign: 50 math problems that take an average of 4 minutes to calculate. If we had reasonable assignments, which we sometimes do, homework would not have the extreme negative connotations that it does.

In a perfect world:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!

Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.

Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

homework by avadakedavra January 13, 2011

homework 

"Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85." ... wtf?? the only thing thqat will lead you to success? only if you'e a dumbass. you don't need to do homework to not fail in life. thats bullshit. you can pass almost any class without doing any/most of your homework. i learned that once i got into high school. but hey- if you would rather sit at home and do school work, go for it. but i would rather hang out with my friends or do something else i enjoy. and doing your homework will not prevent you from dropping out or working at mcdonalds either. and whats wrong with being a frycook? which is more pathetic: having a job at mcyd's, or having no job at all and muching off your parents? you can decide..

fuck homework. fuck school. fuck teachers. fuck detentions/saturday schools/ in school suspentions.

homework by f.u.c.k.y.o.u. February 10, 2005

Homework 

A useless amount of work that teachers assign for you to do out of class that doesn't count on your report card.

Bobby had so much homework, he didn't do it all and got a detention.

Homework by Mario Mario July 4, 2003